Almost Famous

Monday during one of Gretchen's classes:

Question: "What is something valuable that you want to display in a museum?"

Answer: "Michelle Teacher!" -Zach

Zach was one of my students last term and he thought I was special enough to be put into a museum. Maybe I'll be displayed at Madame Tussaud's one day.

Quote of the Day

"Teacher, do you like your face?" -Anna

Happy Thanksgiving!

I kept forgetting today was Thanksgiving.

The last Thursday in November without family, food, my fat pants on, the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, an afternoon nap, and games just didn't feel right. I'm heading to Seoul this weekend to celebrate with friends so hopefully that will make up for the lack of turkey I had today.

I hope everyone has a safe and happy holiday!

P.S. Happy (belated) Birthday to Scott and Happy (early) Birthday to Soj!

USA is A-OK*

My flight home is officially booked.

I'll be back in Michigan (GRR) on December 28th at approx. 9:52 p.m. I expect signs, balloons, familiar faces, and Mexican food waiting for me at the airport. See you then!

*Name that movie!

Wah, Wah, Wahhh

Its been awhile, but I'm back in action... making kids cry that is.

It seems like all of my students are extra sensitive these days.

• One boy was playing around with his pencil case and distracting the rest of the class. After asking him to stop and put it away (a few times) I took it away from him. He got so upset he burst into tears.
• Lining up is obviously a huge deal. On this particular day a boy lost at rock, paper, scissors (it was supposed to be fun) and was last in line. Boohoo.
• Perhaps it's only child syndrome, but this one girl didn't get the part she wanted during acting, pouted, and started to cry. I did not let her change parts... I'm so tough (ha).
• Today, all I heard was "TEACHER! John laughed at me! (put her head down) and waaah."

Turn that frown upside down and smile :)

Enchanted

I used to compare living in Korea to living inside a video game, but now I feel like it's more of an amusement park and far away land: bright, flashing lights, k-pop music, random carnival games on the streets (punching bags, claw machines), characters aplenty, balloon animals, and to top it off a corn dog stand just opened outside my apartment building. The Galleria department store is also decorated like a carousel (see my birthday post) with tons of pretty Christmas lights surrounding it. All that is missing is a little disco dust (TCJD anyone?!), rainbows and unicorns. La-la-la-la-laaa.

Balloon silliness.

The pink one was tired.

Kung Fu Panda.

Meerkat Manor

My students keep telling me I look like a meerkat. One girl even handed me an orange last week and told me it was meerkat food.

What do you think?

We Meet Again

If you remember back in February I mentioned that I was randomly spotted on the busy streets of Seoul by an old friend I used to go to church with. Well, two weeks ago I ran into him again! It's still hard to believe we met the first time let alone a second time in Daejeon of all places, but like before it was so nice to see him after all of these years.

Picture of us in Seoul back in February.

Hellow? Gorgeous

My student, Silver (seed 2, miniature stature, says "huh" after everything), made this portrait for me. I made it extra big for you to see all of the details on it. Kids always ask me "Teacher, do you have a boyfriend/husband?" or "Teacher, are you married?" and the answer is always no.

How am I ever going to find a significant other when I look like this?!

Never Gets Old

This week my Sprout 2 lesson was about a lion who lived at the zoo. He had to pass a variety of hunting games so he could go to Africa to see his parents. Obviously, the story reminded me of "Christian the Lion" so I showed all of my classes a YouTube clip of it. This one's for you Ehoel. XO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5vRPKIS5UM

Pretty in Pink

The other day I joked that I should do PR for the Daejeon Aquarium because after telling everyone about their grand opening and pink dolphin, everyone was planning to visit this weekend. Seriously, though. My students asked what day and time I was going because they wanted to go at the same time. How cute.

Anyways, the topic of this week's thinking project was good and bad luck charms. Because of all of the pink dolphin excitement, many students made pink dolphins their lucky charm. The pictures were actually really good.

It's hard to see, but she drew a red bow on it. P.S. This is the student who loves Hello Kitty and asked if stars had babies.

Such a good little artist, but camera shy.

Left: Alex. His sister lives in Chicago; Right: Peter. He's going to California next summer.

Jinx

I really think I keep jinxing myself.

As many of you know, over the past few months I've been bragging about seeing a pink dolphin. I was first supposed to see them in Hong Kong and now at the Daejeon Aquarium. After a student told me a detailed story about his pink dolphin adventure at the Daejeon Aquarium, he had me convinced that it was open. Then finding their web site online, really had me convinced it was open and pee-my-pants excited. I got a big group of people together to go to the aquarium and marvel at the pink dolphin with me. We were supposed to meet in the lobby at noon today...

It's 12:05 p.m. and I'm sitting here writing this, not in the lobby, not on my way to the aquarium. Last night a Korean co-worker told me that on the Korean web site it says it's not open until next month. I really didn't believe her so I made her call the aquarium this morning just to make sure and...

IT'S NOT OPEN!

I still can't believe it.

I don't want to talk it.

I guess I shouldn't keep getting my hopes up because my pink dolphin sized heart can't handle all of the ups and downs of Operation: Pink Dolphin.

Until further notice, I'll be pouting the rest of the day.

Happy Pepero Day!

Pepero Day is like Valentine's Day, but in November. The stick shape resembles the number one so Pepero Day is celebrated on 11/11. The past few days my students have forced Pepero sticks upon me and I just couldn't resist the chocolatey, crunchy "yummy." These sweet treats come in a variety of flavors and sizes and I may explode if I eat another one today. All of the convenient stores have had huge displays of Pepero sticks in anticipation of this popular holiday.

So many different kinds!

I love the hearts made out of Pepero boxes!

My favorite kind: Pepero sticks with almonds.

Quote of the Day

"Do stars have babies?" -Julie, a Hello Kitty loving student

Lost in Translation

The pink dolphin saga continues...

Within the past 48 hours I've heard approximately five different stories about the Daejeon Aquarium and the infamous pink dolphins.

1. A student told me that the aquarium is now open. He said he went to it on Saturday and saw two, twin, baby pink dolphins. You can only imagine my reaction.
2. Today, a student (the one who originally told me about them last term) said that he saw on the news that the aquarium is NOT open.
3. Another class told me that it's opening in a few weeks.
4. Someone else told me that it's open, but there aren't any fish (let alone pink dolphins) in it yet.
5. Finally, this one boy told me that he read in the newspaper that the pink dolphins are fake and that there are only paintings of them. This one almost broke my heart.

Well...

It's real. It's open. I'm going on Saturday. There's a pink dolphin from the Amazon at the aquarium named, Boto. The details are here: http://www.djaqua.co.kr/eng/.

The weird thing is that I had a dream about swimming with pink dolphins on Sunday night. No joke. The next day scenario #1 happened. Dreams really do come true!

Stay tuned as the pink dolphin saga continues...

Another Year Older, Another Year Wiser

24.

It sounds so old.

However, Korean age is always a year or two older than western age. When you are born you are automatically one year old. They count the pregnancy period as one year. They also count another year on the Korean (Lunar) New Year. So if you are born right before the New Year, even if you are only a few days old, after the New Year you will be counted as two years old. So in Korean age, I could potentially be 26 years old. Oy.

Dancing Through 24 Years of Life

Thanks for all of the birthday wishes!

My birthday weekend started off with cake at work. It was funny because I left to grab some coffee so everyone was waiting for me. I had no idea until Gretchen texted me that we were having a meeting. I really thought we had a meeting, but then everyone surprised me with cake and champaign (well, sparkling cider). It was really thoughtful and the cake was delicious!

I had two friends visit from Incheon on Saturday. We had dinner, made the bar rounds and ended up at norebang. A few of my students gave me little stickers, a planner and even some of their pens and pencils! Once they'd see one student give me something, they'd dig through their pencil cases to find something to give me. It was so cute. Overall, I had a wonderful birthday and it reminded me how lucky I am to have such great friends and family!

A princess carriage for a princess party!

Sequins, glitter and sparkles, oh my!

So pretty!

One of my classes even decorated my board.

Long Overdue

Despite a short amount of time, a level 3 typhoon, and not being able to see pink dolphins, Gretchen and I made the most out of our time in Hong Kong. Here's a quick list of everything we did.

Cruise room? Nope, just a standard hostel room. It was my first time staying in a hostel and I survived!

Crystal Bottom Cable Car: The bottom was clear so you could see everything underneath and it made for some fun pictures.

Giant Buddha: It's actually the largest bronze, sitting Buddha in the world. It was very large and we made it there before the typhoon hit HK.

Trolley Car to The Peak: Because of the bad weather, we didn't actually go to The Peak, but we still had a great view of Victoria Harbour.

Madame Tussauds: This was my first time in a wax museum. There was even a special Halloween exhibit, but I was too scared to go through it.

Fire Dragon Parade: The so-called Fire Dragon was the talk around town. However, after waiting in a crowd of people for nearly two hours and no sight of any fire or dragon, we gave up.

Lantern Festival: We were actually in HK at the perfect time because they were celebrating their Fall Festival. There were a variety of lanterns, lights, and tons of people.

Wong Tai Sin Temple

Landau Island: Disneyland and the airport were both on the island. It reminded me of Jurassic Park because of all of the trees and I felt like I was somewhere really tropical.

Markets and Streets: We went to the popular Ladies Market (shopping), Flower Market, Fish Market, and Bird Street. Everything was bunched together so each area was like a one stop shop.

Star Ferry: It was a nice little boat ride around Victoria Harbour. We were able to see other famous landmarks in HK such as the Clock Tower, 1881 Heritage, and the Space Museum.

Science Museum: It was a pretty standard science museum, but it had a cool mirror exhibit.

I can finally cross Hong Kong off of my list of things to blog about. Peace.

Go Green!

Green, as in environmentally friendly (and Michigan State, of course).

• Escalators- They don't start until someone passes through the sensors and steps onto the escalator. If no one is there, it won't move.
• Recycling- At Costco, Starbucks, and fast food places the trash is divided into separate categories such as waste, straws, cups, lids, etc.
• Color Coordinated Bags- Each type of trash and recycling has a different color bag. You also have to pay for your trash bags to help reduce waste.
• Electricity- At hotels, in order to turn on the electricity you have to stick your key in a slot near the door. Not only does this help save energy, but it also minimizes your risk of losing your key.
• Paperless Bills- I know this is common now, but it's very convenient to have your bills automatically taken out of your account or paying them online or through an ATM.
• Paper or Plastic- I noticed a sign at Home Plus the other day that said, "As of :::date::: we will no longer sell plastic bags." Many places charge you for a bag, but now it's a thing of the past. Anyways, it's so much more fun to have a cute grocery bag than a brown bag.

These are a few of my Favorite Things Pt. 2

I finally watched "The Sound of Music" reunion on Oprah and absolutely loved it. In honor of celebrating 45 years of this classic musical, here are a few (more) of my favorite things about Korea.

• Umbrella Bags- You know when it rains and your umbrella gets all wet and then you go inside and it drips all over?! Well, Korea has this problem solved. At the entrance of all buildings they have umbrella sized plastic bags. You just have to put your umbrella in a bag and wahlah... no water. It's a lot more convenient than it might sound.
• Cell Phone Charms- If you are a frequent The Real World: Korea reader, then you know about my love for cell phone charms.
• Keyless Doors- You don't have to worry about carrying or losing your keys ever again. I have a nifty (yes, I just used the word nifty) key pad that opens and locks my door. It even talks back. Thanks to my advanced translating skills I'm guessing it says: locked, unlocked, wrong code, and when the battery is low.
• Call Buttons at Restaurants- Wrong order? More water? Ketchup? Just press the button and someone will be at your service.
• Elevator Buttons- Have you ever been in an elevator and a kid (or yourself) pushes ALL of the buttons and then you have to stop on every floor? In Korea, if you mis-push a button, just push it again and it comes undone. Also, the close door button actually works. If you push it, the door really does close!
• K-Pop- Perez Hilton recently posted 2NE1's latest video on his blog. Love it.

Rumor Has It

There was this silly rumor going around that there's a shortage of kimchi in Korea. I guess because of the typhoon that hit awhile back, many kimchi farms (?) got destroyed and weren't able to grow kimchi. Let me set the record straight. The rumor is false. I have yet to experience any kind of kimchi shortage. Until then, bon appetite.

Mirror, Mirror on the Wall

I miss having Music Bank in my class because I feel like no other student offers blog worthy stories.

However, a handful of students still manage to say the most ridiculous things.

Quotes of the Day:

"Teacher, do you think you're pretty?"

-This comment literally came out of nowhere. Think? Kid, I know I'm pretty. Just kidding (ha).

"It's my birthday. Oh, we're not having a party? That's ok."

-His tone of voice was as if he was surprised I didn't throw him a birthday party in class.

Happy Hump Day!

When I Grow Up

Thinking Project Question of the Day:

"What do you want to be when you are older?"

Best Answer:

"I want to be a gangster."